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Virgo

August 23 — September 22

We all know you’re good at putting things in tidy little boxes. But not everything is meant to fit. Let things get a bit messy this month. The world won’t end. In fact, with the new moon in your sign on Sept. 10, get ready for a system reboot sure to reveal a higher perspective. Control is an illusion. Pump the breaks on the color-coded spreadsheets and take inventory on what really matters. You’ll be delighted by an unexpected shift of priorities.

Tea leaf “fortunes” for the rest of you:

 

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

Take the back roads.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

It’s time to get your groove back.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

Loosen your grip, darling.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

Hint: Ace of Base.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

Keep them guessing.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Step away from your comfort zone.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

Experiment with box breathing.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

Just put yourself out there.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

Double the recipe.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

Stop hitting replay 

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

Stop thinking the fun out of it.

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Leo

July 23 — August 22

Well, you’re gonna love this. This month, the solar eclipse in your sign spells all eyes on you. Imagine starring in your own sitcom, navigating plot twists and obstacles with charm, wit and flawless hair. Everyone notices. Dream come true, right? But here’s the kicker: You must drop the performance. It’s raw or nothing, baby. As for the lunar eclipse at month’s end, ask yourself this: Is it retail therapy or a shopping addiction?

Tea leaf “fortunes” for the rest of you:

 

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)  

Two words: early bird.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

Think of it as an initiation. 

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Stock up on chocolate. 

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

Stretch those hip flexors. 

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

You don’t have to do it alone. 

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

Bring a hammock.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

You’re in the weeds, darling. 

Aries (March 21 – April 19) 

Pause before texting back. 

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

Freeze your pesto. 

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

Bookmark the recipe. 

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

Trust your body’s wisdom. 

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Cancer

(June 21- July 22)

It wouldn’t be Cancer season without a few tears, your basic mood swings, and a new pair of house slippers. That said, with Mercury retrograde in your sign until July 23, expect more introspection and — you know you love it — a bit more time at home. Pick up a bodice ripper that you can’t put down. Make a playlist of hits from the year you were born. In other words: Distract yourself from making rash decisions until month’s end. And even then, try not to get swept up by your own swell. 

 

Tea leaf “fortunes” for the rest of you:

 

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

Listen to your gurgling gut. 

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)  

Clean the baseboards. 

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

Pass on the potato salad. 

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Look for the silver lining. 

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

Just let things steep.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

Trust what you already know. 

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

Stop at the farmstand. 

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Try firefly therapy. 

Aries (March 21 – April 19) 

Bring something to the potluck. 

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

Three words: homemade ice cream. 

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

Hit refresh.

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Gemini

(May 21 - June 20)

Truth: Nobody can rock a floral top with geometric print slacks quite like you can. This month, the new moon in Gemini (June 14) paired with your maximalist tendencies could elevate your dopamine dressing to Iris Apfel status. Try not to let your flashy curations keep you from focusing on your inner world. Beginning June 19, a profound healing can occur if you’ll allow it. Avoid hiding behind your rose-colored retro rounds and face the music.

Tea leaf “fortunes” for the rest of you:

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

Don’t let a little rain stop you.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

Two words: homemade focaccia.

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)  

Reimagine the leftovers.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

“No” does not require an explanation.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Somebody’s meddling.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

Read the room.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

May the circle be unbroken.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

Shake some dust, darling.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Check the batteries.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

Try sitting with the crickets.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

Three’s a crowd.

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Taurus

(April 20 – May 20)

You’re a glutton for luxury, it’s true. But this month, amid the blur of artisanal cocktails and regenerative facial serums, you’ll ache for something simple: direction. As luck would have it, a Mercury cazimi in Taurus will deliver a moment of crystal clarity on May 14. Combine that with the new moon on May 16 and a slap on the hindquarters from Mars (May 18), and you’ve got yourself a road map. Pack your ahimsa silk pillowcase, sweetheart. Life may be guiding you someplace you never imagined. 

Tea leaf  “fortunes” for the rest of you:

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

Three words: guac and chips. 

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

Release the outcome. 

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

Beware of shiny objects. 

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)  

Don’t let the light bulb drive you crazy.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

Opt for the linen.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Three o’clock, darling.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

Retire the busted ones. 

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

Delete the app.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

Try taking smaller bites. 

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Leave a paper trail. 

Aries (March 21 – April 19) 

BYO hot sauce.

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Aries

(March 21 – April 19)

This month, you’re giving theatrical bravado — and we’re lapping it up. Mars in your sign from April 9 through mid-May is the energy shot you didn’t need but surely won’t squander. Just don’t move so fast you miss a stellar career opportunity that aligns with yourlong-term goals. A friendly tip: Passion and impulse aren’t always synonymous. Now, channel your inner Freddie Mercury and watch the world respond.

Tea leaf  “fortunes” for the rest of you:

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

Taste as you go.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

Double the recipe. 

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

Best not to overextend yourself. 

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

Slow down and proceed with wonder.

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)  

Go waffles-for-dinner wild. 

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

Check the expiration date. 

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Try changing the lens. 

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

Two words: flameless candles. 

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

It’s time to turn the compost. 

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

Read the room, Darling. 

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Schedule the oil change. 

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Pisces

February 19 – March 20

No, you’re not going crazy.
Yes, you know what you know. And, no, you don’t need to explain your so-called prophetic dreams to anyone (they’re not ready to hear them). Here’s what you should do: Cut ties with the friend who makes you feel like a doormat. Get clear on your boundaries — and honor them. And when the new moon graces your sign on March 18, inspiration for a fresh skin care routine could be the glow-up that you never saw coming. Or, maybe you did.

Tea leaf  “fortunes” for the rest of you:

Aries (March 21 – April 19) 

Try taking a cold shower. 

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

Two words: leafy greens.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

You’ll know when you know.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

Make a date with the sunrise. 

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

The signs won’t be subtle. 

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)  

Pay attention to your jaw and shoulders. 

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

Put your playlist on shuffle and move your feet.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Pick up where you left off. 

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

Prepare to surprise yourself. 

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

Work with the chaos. 

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

Explore a different vantage point.

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Aquarius

January 20 – February 18

Buckle up, space cadet. The new moon eclipse on February 17 is going to be what the normies call “a moment” — especially for you. Yes, you’re different. We know, we know. But when you’re done trying on hats for the thrill of it, a seismic shift will occur in the quirky little core of your being. Reinvention is no longer performative. It’s the only path forward. Believe it or not, the world is ready for the weirdest version of you. Are you ready?

Tea leaf “fortunes” for the rest of you:

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Wear the lacy blue ones.

Aries (March 21 – April 19) 

A little dab will do.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

Milk and honey, darling.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

Don’t forget the reservations.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

Three words: breakfast in bed.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

You can buy yourself flowers.

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)  

Order the fancy entrée.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

Just tell them how you feel already.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Edible is the operative word.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

Try flirting with a deeper perspective.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

Hint: polka dots.

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Capricorn

(December 22 – January 19)

Having been in “go” mode since birth, you may not understand the degree to which your natural drive and goal-crushing prowess triggers those around you. This isn’t to say you should play small (you’re incapable) or slow down (hoofers gonna hoof it). Rather, when the shade-throwers cast their slights and snubs, try not to adopt their perceived failures as your own. This month, with Saturn in Pisces amplifying your softer side, embrace it. 

Tea leaf “fortunes” for the rest of you:

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

Now, think bigger. 

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Cancel the membership. 

Aries (March 21 – April 19) 

Consider a new deodorant.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

Your cuticles require some attention. 

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

Try subbing sugar for dates. 

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

Baby steps, darling. 

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

Make time for a morning stretch. 

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)  

Keep the receipt. 

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

Two words: wardrobe overhaul.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Ever heard of a dry brush? 

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

Dance like nobody’s gawking.

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Sagittarius

(November 22 – December 21)

There’s a fine — and in your case, blurred — line between passionate and possessive. When Venus struts into Scorpio on Nov. 6 (where she’ll glamp out until month’s end), that line is primed to become a short leash if left unchecked — and nobody wants to be on the other end of that. A word of advice: Don’t smother the fire. Tempted as you may be to cling fast and tight, a little space will keep the coals glowing red hot.

Tea leaf “fortunes” for the rest of you:

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

Go easy on the eggnog. 

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

Keep a knuckle of ginger on standby. 

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Add a splash of maple syrup. 

Aries (March 21 – April 19) 

Fold in a little extra sweetness.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

Reshuffle the deck. 

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

Dress for an adventure. 

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

Make way for true romance.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

Use your mulligan.

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)  

Stretch those hip flexors. 

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

Try not to overextend yourself. 

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Serve yourself the first slice.