TEA LEAF ASTROLOGER
Leo
July 23 — August 22
Well, you’re gonna love this. This month, the solar eclipse in your sign spells all eyes on you. Imagine starring in your own sitcom, navigating plot twists and obstacles with charm, wit and flawless hair. Everyone notices. Dream come true, right? But here’s the kicker: You must drop the performance. It’s raw or nothing, baby. As for the lunar eclipse at month’s end, ask yourself this: Is it retail therapy or a shopping addiction?
Tea leaf “fortunes” for the rest of you:
Virgo (August 23 – September 22)
Two words: early bird.
Libra (September 23 – October 22)
Think of it as an initiation.
Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)
Stock up on chocolate.
Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)
Stretch those hip flexors.
Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)
You don’t have to do it alone.
Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)
Bring a hammock.
Pisces (February 19 – March 20)
You’re in the weeds, darling.
Aries (March 21 – April 19)
Pause before texting back.
Taurus (April 20 – May 20)
Freeze your pesto.
Gemini (May 21 – June 20)
Bookmark the recipe.
Cancer (June 21 – July 22)
Trust your body’s wisdom.