Aries
(March 21 – April 19)
You know those little peppers used on Thai menus to indicate the spice level of the dish? Well, it’s a three-pepper month for you, Aries. And while that may seem mild compared with the blistering, full-body high you’re accustomed to, perhaps it’s time to shift your focus toward the subtle energies in your life. Single? No need to go sending up flares. Love always finds you. But you’re not a dish for just anyone.
Tea leaf “fortunes” for the rest of you:
Taurus (April 20 – May 20)
Get ready for a reality check. Or don’t. It’s coming for you either way.
Gemini (May 21 – June 20)
When it comes to love, you’re only fooling yourself.
Cancer (June 21 – July 22)
Somebody’s got shiny-penny syndrome.
Leo (July 23 – August 22)
The door is unlocked.
Virgo (August 23 – September 22)
You’re going to have to speak up.
Libra (September 23 – October 22)
Don’t think of it as backtracking. Think of it as recalibration.
Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)
Two words: healthy boundaries.
Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)
You’ll want to change your shoes for this.
Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)
Does the term “energy vampire” mean anything to you?
Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)
You couldn’t wipe off that grin even if you tried.
Pisces (February 19 – March 20)
You’ve already hung the moon. Now it’s time to enjoy it. PS
Zora Stellanova has been divining with tea leaves since Game of Thrones’ Starbucks cup mishap of 2019. While she’s not exactly a medium, she’s far from average. She lives in the N.C. foothills with her Sphynx cat, Lyla.
