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Scorpio

(October 23 – November 21)

Everyone knows that the greatest revenge story never told is currently playing on a loop inside the dark and secretive mind of a Scorpio sun child. Relax. While the mischievous glint in your eyes does raise some suspicion, they’ll never know what you’re really thinking. On Monday, November 13, a new moon in your sign will offer a fresh perspective. Are you ready for a plot twist? You just might surprise yourself.

Tea leaf “fortunes” for the rest of you:

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

You’re going to taste that more than once.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

Splurge on the fancy cheese.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

Clear the cobwebs.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Your eyes give you away.

Aries (March 21 – April 19) 

Two words: buffet etiquette.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

You’re clenching your teeth again.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

Leave your shoes by the door.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

Dress for the part you want.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

Try chewing between bites.

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

Make space for a new houseplant.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

Ever tried kickboxing?

Zora Stellanova has been divining with tea leaves since Game of Thrones’ Starbucks cup mishap of 2019. While she’s not exactly a medium, she’s far from average. She lives in the N.C. foothills with her Sphynx cat, Lyla.