TEA LEAF ASTROLOGER

Perhaps this will come as a shock: You don’t have all the answers. Let the mystery ignite your passion this month. Let it be juicy. Let it break your snarky gremlin of an ego. When Mercury guides your focus inward on Sept. 2, mind the negative self-talk as you strive toward new growth. On the 19th, Venus will shine a spotlight on unrealistic expectations. Take note. And on the 21st, the new moon and solar eclipse spell new beginnings. But not without a pickle of an ending. 

Tea leaf “fortunes” for the rest of you:

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

Inhale and lengthen the spine; exhale and gently twist.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Taste as you go.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

Just say what you mean.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

Lace up your dirt-kicking boots.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

It’s time for a new novel.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Deep clean the fridge, stat.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

Bring your journal along.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

Three words: Almond oil, darling.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

Your only job is to listen.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

Someone needs a salt bath.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

Sign up for the workshop.