TEA LEAF ASTROLOGER

Outfit, moisturizer or relationship: If it doesn’t shimmer, glitter or downright sparkle, let it go. And while you’re at it, release the urge to draft another birthday reminder text. Don’t you deserve to be celebrated? Of course! But here’s the thing: Nobody can shower you with royalty-level opulence better than you can. When Venus enters your sign on Aug. 25, put on your flashiest threads, crank up some Bruno Mars and treat yourself
to some over-the-top ME time.

Tea leaf “fortunes” for the rest of you:

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

A certain houseplant requires your attention.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

Explore a new color palette.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

You’re going to want some reinforcement.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

Something smells like trouble.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

Trust your instincts.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

Drink more water.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Best to cut the rope.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

It’s time to delete the app.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

You gotta know when to fold ’em.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

Butter the popcorn, sweetheart.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

Dare you to go all out.